
15) Satan Won
According to this person, Satan won because the American government decided to give free healthcare, reduced college tuition, and stimulus payments to its citizens. Yup, that sounds exactly like something the Devil would do. Meanwhile, God makes everyone suffer and pay an exorbitant amount of money for healthcare and education. Their logic is backward. They’ll be one of the few who say no to free things. At least that means more free things for those who support this decision (via Kueez).