
27) Gun Ownership
Jesse was served, and rightfully so. His take on gun ownership surprised the internet with his baffling stupidity. He decided he needs an AR-15 in case the government tells him he can’t fly his sick son to Italy for treatment. First, what reality does he live in? That’s a lot of very specific planning. It looks like he’s going to hijack a plane to get his son treatment for his nonexistent future illness. It looks like Jesse lives in a fantasy world, or an action movie. Let’s hope the government never tells him he can’t fly his son to Italy and let’s hope we’re not on that plane in case that does ever happen. Maybe he has a dream of becoming a superhero, albeit in a very strange way (via Kueez).