
40) This Is Cringe
There’s an excitement that comes when dating someone new. You fall head over heels in love, and no one else in the world seems to exist. We all know that doesn’t last because it isn’t necessarily healthy. Most of us grow out of that phase. It seems like this person, who stunned the internet with their baffling stupidity, doesn’t realize that phrase isn’t healthy. He claims that once he has a girl, he’ll never speak to another woman ever again. What is he going to do, never leave his house? Let’s hope he meant he’ll never flirt with another woman because he’s going to have a problem if he’s at a restaurant and the server is a female, or if he’s at a bank and the teller is female (via throwawaylikearock).