
45. Pint Of Guinness
We barely trust our shirt pockets to hold our quarters. Yet drunk people come up with the strangest ideas, like this guy who has a lot of trust in his flannel pocket. He placed a fresh pint of Guinness in his shirt pocket. To be honest, it looks sturdy and well-cared for. Now all he needs is a straw and he can drink his beer without his hands. That deserves a gold medal (via Dr. Graduate).