38. Bumped Into Someone?
Drunk people have no balance or special awareness. It’s also one of the worst parts about being around drunk people when you’re sober. That, and when you’re drunk, you lose a lot of your politeness solely because your brain is saturated with alcohol. This woman managed to keep her politeness and apologize to the person she thought she bumped into. It turns out it was her reflection in the mirror, and it took her five minutes to realize this. At least she wasn’t rude to herself but she must’ve been pretty drunk (via Dr. Graduate).