Perhaps you’ve spent countless hours trying to piece together memories from the previous evening spent drinking copious amounts of alcohol with your friends. It happens. Usually, these memories involve hilarious taxi rides home, missing phones, and a bit of nausea. So we’ve collected some of the best instances on the internet where drunk people found themselves in some highly unexpected predicaments.
Whether it’s stashing pizza on your bicycle for the drunk munchies, throwing your phone off the roof when it’s in airplane mode to see if it could fly, or waking up with a photo of a llama on your phone, these instances will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even send shudders down your spine. Be grateful you’ve never been this drunk (hopefully), and enjoy the stories below.
50. Special Instructions
Drunk people’s stomachs are like bottomless pits. When they drink alcohol, they get the munchies. Drunks can somehow manage to devour six slices of pizza, a bucket of chicken wings, and a plate of french fries with ease. It makes us feel better in the moment, but it certainly doesn’t make us feel better when we’re trying to work it all off at the gym. This Internet user shares his munchies experience about when he got the Domino’s guy to deliver him McDonalds by using the “special instructions” section on his online pizza order. That delivery driver deserves a huge tip and an award (via Dr. Graduate).