18. Calculator Alarm
It’s easy to mistake a calculator for an alarm especially a long night of drinks. It has numbers you need to type in, and when you’re drunk, it all looks the same. This drunk person set their 8:30 AM alarm on their calculator, which never went off. Hopefully, they didn’t have to get up for work. That’s a funny story to tell at the workplace, though. Imagine explaining to your boss you missed your alarm because you set your calculator instead? That’s a way better excuse than ones we had to use as a kid in school, like “a dog ate my homework” (via Dr. Graduate).