28. Stolen Cheerios
Drunk people have the confidence it takes to steal while they’re intoxicated. It’s common knowledge. This Reddit user shared their story of stealing a box of Cheerios from a Tesco Express, “so I could smack my friend in the face with them.” That seems like a hilarious reason to steal something. Again, a drunk mind isn’t a logical one, so it probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Hopefully, their friend had a genius plan and got back at them with a box of Lucky Charms (via Tudpool).