11. Stolen Paddleboat
We’ve seen drunk people stealing bikes, phones, and money on this list. But what about a paddleboat? One night, this Reddit user got so drunk that he and his friends stole a paddleboat. They told the ‘funny’ story, “Went to a friend’s house. Drank some brews. Stole the neighbor’s paddle boat. Went on a voyage at 2 a.m. Picked up a friend across the lake. Continued on the voyage. The boat starts sinking. We abandon ship and had to walk 2 miles around the lake to get back.” What an awesome story, except for the fact that they abandoned their neighbor’s ship. We can assume their neighbor wasn’t happy to find out their stolen paddleboat sunk to the bottom of the lake (via AdamJacquese_).