Home Depot
This is a funny exchange because it doesn’t go in the direction that we expect. It’s safe to say that most people didn’t have appropriate thoughts when they read the first sentence. But one man shuts down the original tweeter with one of the most savage burns ever. It’s hilarious and weirdly wholesome because the first person replies with thanks.

This began as an NSFW subject but quickly evolved into an exchange about gardening tools. Perhaps that’s what he was talking about all along and the problem is with people who have dirty minds. We assumed he was referring to gardening hoes all along. Let’s hope that Home Depot had a good choice in stock (via Reddit).