
Joan Rivers Uses Vodka Instead Of Deodorant
Joan Rivers truly believes sprinkling your body with water and vodka, instead of deodorant, masks smells and keeps you smelling fresh and clean. Wouldn’t it just make you smell like vodka? Because she always smells like alcohol, it’s more likely she’ll just come off as being drunk. “I always spray my costumes with vodka and water. It’s an old Broadway trick, two-thirds water, and one-third vodka, spray your armpits and you’ll never smell again.” We don’t necessarily recommend practicing this unhygienic practice unless you want to smell like vodka (via Truth In Aging).