Hold The Cat
Cats have sharp nails. They’re also prone to sudden, twitchy movements. This is why it’s important to only hold cats when they’re calm and sleepy. Otherwise, you’ll get your eyeballs scratched off.
This Reddit user shared one of their good ideas, which ended up being a complete fail. They tried to hold a cat while using a vacuum cleaner. Let’s just say they ended up with tons of scratch marks all over their face. It’s never a good idea to hold a skittish animal in front of a machine that makes a sudden, loud noise. At least they learned their lesson (via Reddit).