Inflatable Dress
Perhaps governments should make it a legal requirement to wear a proper suit and dress to a wedding. This may seem overly authoritarian but it would help to save couples from themselves. Then they wouldn’t don atrocious outfits like the ones below.

Hopefully, the bride isn’t planning on sitting down because her dress won’t help her. Inflatable balloons comprise the costume in a unique and horrible look. Furthermore, her husband is wearing a horrible pair of beach shorts. We pity their future children because this isn’t good (via Teddy Feed).