
The Perfect Woman
There’s a perfect person out there for everyone. At least, we hope there is. This woman isn’t the perfect person for this guy. It’ll take a few tries to find the perfect person for her. It’s obvious he’s joking that she murdered him, otherwise he wouldn’t be posting that Tweet.

The other parts, unfortunately, are true. It sounds like one of the worst first dates on this list. She spoiled the movie, barely ate dinner, and proceeded to listen to Nickelback. How many red flags do you need? To top it all off, this guy mentions she murdered him. Technically, she murdered his mind and his heart when he realized they weren’t a good match (via Nature World Today).