3) Mustard Doughnuts
Doughnut thieves get what’s coming for them. When you steal someone else’s doughnuts, that’s mean. You deserve punishment. When this person kept bringing fresh, delicious doughnuts to the office, one of their coworkers kept eating them without asking. To punish them, they had their perfect revenge and filled the doughnuts with mustard. We would have loved to see how this person reacted when they bit into a doughnut, thinking it was filled with sweet cream, only to find something completely different (via constative).
