This is a first. We’ve never heard of toenail cake before, and we hope we never do again. That’s disgusting, even if it is a joke. Still, it’s the perfect revenge. If your friend or family member was annoying you, the best way to get back at them is to get them on their birthday (via constative).
When neighbors fight, it can get heated quickly. This neighbor took the perfect revenge to an entirely new level by mowing the words “a**hole” into his lawn, which was big enough to see in a Google Maps satellite image. This happened in Sequim, Washington, and this neighbor wanted to make a statement. He sure did. We’re all wondering what happened between the neighbors to get to this point (via constative)
Boiling hotdogs and using the hotdog water to make ice cubes is one way to get the perfect revenge. This person decided to get his roommate back by tainting his ice cubes with hotdog water. We would’ve loved to see his reaction when he took that first sip of his drink. Who knows where he thought that strange taste came from (via constative)?
Tattoos aren’t something to mess around with. If you want to get a matching tattoo with your partner, make sure you decide to stay together forever. Technically, your partner could disappear, but that tattoo isn’t going anywhere. Even though he’s the one who has to live with the devil on his arm, at least he got his perfect revenge by covering her face (via constative).
Even though this perfect revenge is simple, it’s a subtle stab in the heart. When you’re eating a sandwich purposefully not made with love, it’s almost like it’s cursed. This girlfriend wanted her boyfriend to know she was still angry at him. This conflict is obviously not resolved (via constative).
Either this car parked in the wrong place or the person who set up the shopping carts was having a bad day. Either way, this person enacted the perfect revenge by trapping them in their spot. Luckily, it’s easy to get out, but it’s still an inconvenience (via constative)
Parents work all the time to provide for their families. When they’re not working at their job, they’re taking care of their kids. When this mother asked her children what they want for dinner, they said “I don’t know.” She was so fed up with their vague answer, that she decided to have her perfect revenge and made them a big plate of I don’t know for dinner. This mother deserves a medal because she did a great job. We would have loved to see her kid’s reactions. We wonder if any of them tried to eat it (via constative).
Going through a divorce is one of the most stressful and emotionally taxing things you can experience. Clearly, this couple didn’t end on great terms. This ex-husband wanted the final say in the divorce. When he had to send alimony to his ex-wife, he sent her checks with photos of him and his new wife, with the words “never been happier!! I love my wife!!” Even though he got his perfect revenge, it was still quite cruel (via constative).
This brother is vicious. His sister stole $20, so for his perfect revenge, he took his sister’s laptop and renamed all her files. Because of it, she couldn’t find her project. He even signed it off, “with hateful loathing and vengeance, your loving brother, go die.” We see some mixed signals in there. At least he enacted his revenge with love to teach her a lesson (via constative).
When someone is stealing something of yours, you either need to have a conversation with them or sneakily get them back. For this person’s perfect revenge against his neighbor, who was stealing his pumpkins, he added sharp tacks to them. That neighbor is in for a surprise when they pick up that pumpkin and try to steal it (via constative).
These coworkers got their message across; “stop stealing our sticky notes.” With this perfect revenge, the stealer had to sit there and take off every sticky note. Surely this would prevent them from stealing their office supplies ever again (via constative).
Women can have the most perfect revenge out there. This woman found out her husband was cheating on her. Instead of confronting him, she decided to take it a step further and make his payment permanent. She suggested they get matching tattoos. He went first, and after he was inked, she walked away, bare and single. We bet he was shocked (via constative).
It looks like they’re both losers. One of them has herpes and didn’t get to eat their pizza, while the other person ate pizza with herpes on it. Even so, this person had the perfect revenge by licking their pizza and leaving a note for the thief that they have herpes. Maybe if this person left a herpes note in the first place, their pizza would be left untouched (via constative).
Whoever said dogs couldn’t have revenge, too? This dog was left in the car by its owners, and, rightfully so, got their perfect revenge. The owner must have taken a long time because the dog pooped on the seat. What a surprise that must’ve been for the owner to see (via constative)
Just like dogs, horses can apparently get revenge too. Similar to dogs, they’re lovable animals who enjoy being around humans. If you take it a step too far, though, horses can get vindictive. This horse’s owners braided its mane. Apparently, it didn’t like it because the horse ended up filling their boots with water. That’s a clever horse (via constative).
Graffiti artists are some of the sneakiest people out there. They always sneak around the law and manage to beat the system by decorating the city’s streets with their art. This group seems proud of their perfect revenge when they repainted their vandalized wall with a completely different approach. At first glance, it looks real. Maybe they thought it would go unnoticed (via constative).
When your coworker gives you a hard time, it’s difficult to be nice to them. When Stephanie, a rude coworker, mentioned she wanted “anything but Olive Garden,” this person decided to enact their perfect revenge and order exactly that: Olive Garden. You can tell from the picture that Stephanie is not happy. Maybe she’ll learn her lesson next time (via constative).
When your roommate steals your ice cream, it’s a declaration of war. This person decided to have their perfect revenge on their roommate, who was constantly eating their Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. They mixed chili powder into the ice cream. We’re sure they were in for a spicy surprise (via constative).
Some people deserve what they get. A woman was being rude at the grocery store, so this person had their perfect revenge by forcing the rude woman to wait in the checkout line even longer. They allowed every person to go ahead of them. We can assume she was probably angry. She needs to learn how to practice patience (via constative).
This car looks like it’s buried underneath a sea of shopping carts. Technically, it is, and the driver was served the perfect revenge by a shopper teaching them a lesson. When you park your car in the middle of the lot, you deserve to get blocked by a bunch of shopping carts. We can only imagine how long it took this person to get out of that lot (via constative).
Go big or go home, right? This woman certainly went big when she had her perfect revenge against her cheating partner. That cheeky smile makes it seem like she’s already over him, and is mostly just rubbing it in. Either way, he certainly deserves watching the game from the couch while he ex watches it from the field (via constative).
When this neighbor decided to listen to his pestering next-door neighbor and mow his lawn, he had something else in store. Instead of simply mowing the lawn, he took it to another level with the perfect revenge and also hilariously trimmed his bush. We’re sure that the neighbor will never ask him to mow the lawn again (via constative).
Doughnut thieves get what’s coming for them. When you steal someone else’s doughnuts, that’s mean. You deserve punishment. When this person kept bringing fresh, delicious doughnuts to the office, one of their coworkers kept eating them without asking. To punish them, they had their perfect revenge and filled the doughnuts with mustard. We would have loved to see how this person reacted when they bit into a doughnut, thinking it was filled with sweet cream, only to find something completely different (via constative).
We’re not sure what this roommate did to deserve an entire bed full of cornbread, but it certainly couldn’t have been good. At least his roommate covered his bed in nylon, so it’s a lot easier to clean. We hope they devoured that cornbread soon after this photo, so it wasn’t wasted (via constative).
When two gym bros experience a feud, things go down. Apparently, two gym guys fought over the mirror more than once. The owner decided to do something about it and put up a sign that asks them to limit their flexing to 30 minutes at a time. That’s the perfect revenge for some embarrassing behavior (via constative).