
Anything For A Slice
When pizza calls, there’s no stopping it. We need to satisfy our craving by ordering a pie pronto. The OP’s brother wanted pizza so badly, he figured out a way to order pizza and keep a high level of laziness. Instead of calling the pizza place himself, he called his brother on his phone, told him to come upstairs, and gave him his phone to order pizza. Pizza and laziness go hand in hand (via Reddit).