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These Real People Are So Lazy They Broke The Internet

Monica April 28, 2023

Why Clean When You Can Throw It Away?

As we’ve mentioned earlier, cutting corners saves us time and money when it’s done properly. But when you’re a lazy person who’s trying to avoid doing the dishes for the rest of your life, you have a problem. Instead of washing the dishes, this OP’s roommate throws them into the garbage. What a waste! That’s producing way more waste than using soap and water to wash the dishes. They need to go back to school and learn a thing or two about the environment (via Funnies Now).

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The Purpose Of Kleenex

Kleenex is fantastic when you have a cold. There’s nothing better than using a soft tissue to wipe away all the gunk. The OP’s friend uses Kleenex a bit differently than most of us do, and his laziness is to blame. Instead of using the Kleenex and tossing it into the bin, he jams them up his nose and walks around in public without a care in the world. We’ll give him credit for the confidence (via Reddit).

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The Car Dog Walker

Taking our dogs for a walk is one of the greatest ways to bond with our best friends. Nothing beats that wag of the tail and cute bark we hear when our dogs see us picking up our leashes. It’s also a great way to get exercise and be outside, especially during the spring and summer months. The OP saw someone walking their dog, but not in the way you’d think. They walk their dog using the epitome of laziness, their car. They stuck the leash outside the window and drove around their block in circles. At least the dog is getting some exercise because that person surely needs to head to the gym (via Reddit).

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Lazy And Rude

It seems like people never want to wash the dishes. This person not only took the last bite of food but didn’t wash the dishes after. Instead, they put it right back in the fridge, dirty spoon and all, and left it there for someone else to clean up. The next person who finds this has to work hard to scrub the grease off of the container. Whoever finished the food didn’t even leave one bit for the next person as a reward for cleaning their dirty dishes (via Funnies Now).

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Rerun After Rerun

Rewatching a movie or TV series brings back memories we may not have remembered. Watching a movie a second, or a third time also gives us the chance to see things we may have missed the first time around. Usually, we wait a few weeks or months before re-watching a movie. The OP’s brother decided to rewatch a movie, solely because he was too lazy to take the disc out of the machine. It sounds like a pattern because when they were younger, he would stick dirty bowls under the couch instead of bringing them back to the kitchen and washing them (via Reddit).

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Waiting For A Ride

Getting a lift somewhere makes our lives a lot easier, especially when it shaves off a bunch of time. Even if it’s a short distance, it’s always better to have a five-minute lift than a thirty-minute walk. But what if you had to wait hours for your ride? The OP’s coworker does just this. Instead of walking a quarter of a mile to her house after work, she prefers to wait up to five hours for one of her coworkers to get off work and drive her home. She’s too lazy to walk the short distance home. What does she do to pass the time? That’s a lot of hours spent doing… nothing (via Reddit).

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A Piece Of Art

Artists make the world go round. Their colorful, unique minds give us peace from our stressful lives and a form of entertainment we wouldn’t normally have. But only when it’s done with respect and passion, unlike the people shown in this photograph. The OP posted a photo of people trying out different color sprays to figure out which one they liked, with no respect toward the people who have to clean it up. Instead of asking a staff member, they succumbed to their lazy lifestyle and decided to try out the paint for themselves (via Funnies Now).

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That Doesn’t Belong There

People who move shopping carts around are some of the laziest people out there. Instead of bringing the cart back to the store, they leave the cart next to their car. They’re too lazy to walk the extra 30 seconds and return the cart to their place. Most of the time it’s annoying, but sometimes, it affects someone’s life. As we can see here, this father cannot get to the store with his daughter in the stroller because there are too many shopping carts in the way. Next time you’re about to leave your cart somewhere, think twice (via Funnies Now).

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What’s In Those Gallon Jugs?

We’re all about working hard for your dreams. Even if that means giving up sleep and spending your nights working away for what you want most in the world. But there are some things you don’t give up, like going to the bathroom. This person was so lazy, they peed into gallons so they could continue sitting by their computer. Instead of getting up to pee, they chose a much, much grosser option. Doesn’t it smell? We’re all about doing what works best for you, but this just crossed the line (via Funnies Now).

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Too Lazy For The Trash

Eating fruits on a hike is great because we can usually toss the core or peel right into the bushes. It doesn’t work for paper bags or plastic, which is why we have to stick them in our backpacks or find nearby garbage. The OP was walking behind someone too lazy to find a garbage bin. Instead of throwing the garbage away, they pretended to accidentally drop it and left it propped against a building. The worst part? The garbage bin was 10 feet away; via Reddit).

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Laziness At Its Finest

The OP’s best friend met the epitome of laziness at the grocery store. When a woman on a scooter asked him to grab a can for her, he made it very clear he needed the name of the can because he was color-blind. After she figured that out, she stood up and grabbed the can herself. What was stopping her from doing that in the first place? Laziness. She tried to get someone else to bend over and pick up a can for her instead of doing it herself (via Reddit).

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The Best TV Stand Out There

What’s better than using an old TV for your new TV? Nothing. These people were too lazy to toss their old TV out, so instead of driving it to the dump, they had a better idea and used it as a new TV stand. We’re not sure why they had zero motivation to get rid of their old TV, considering they had enough motivation to buy a new one. This situation looks ridiculous and frankly, they need to get their priorities straight. Donate it, throw it away, or at the very least, stick it into a closet and out of sight (via Funnies Now).

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This Is A New Low

When we’re lacking supplies, the best thing to do is to find another solution. If we can’t find toilet paper, we use tissues. If we can’t find a comb, we use a fork. Right? The OP’s friend was too lazy to find his comb, so he went into the kitchen and grabbed the next best thing, which was a fork. At least he recognized the ridiculousness of the situation and admitted it was a new low for him (via Reddit).

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Self-Inflicted Torture

When we don’t want to watch something, we simply turn off the TV or change the channel. It’s minimal effort that goes a long way, and it prevents a couple of hours of torture and watching something we dislike. The OP was in this exact position. But he was too lazy to lift his arm off and switch the channel. The remote was laying on his stomach, but even picking it up was too hard a task. Instead of turning off Maury, he sat through a rerun simply because he didn’t want to change the channel (via Reddit).

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The Biggest Straw Ever

Spilling something on our clothes causes more stress than not. One second, we’re enjoying a nice drink, and the next we’re dealing with a big spill that could potentially stain our favorite shirt. That’s why we’re usually pretty careful about how we drink things. Always drink something sitting up, because if you’re lying down, there’s a big chance you’ll spill. The OP didn’t abide by this rule, and instead of sitting up to drink his milk, he created one huge straw out of many straws so it wouldn’t dribble down his chin. It sounds like that’s more work than sitting up to drink milk (via Reddit).

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