The Biggest Straw Ever
Spilling something on our clothes causes more stress than not. One second, we’re enjoying a nice drink, and the next we’re dealing with a big spill that could potentially stain our favorite shirt. That’s why we’re usually pretty careful about how we drink things. Always drink something sitting up, because if you’re lying down, there’s a big chance you’ll spill. The OP didn’t abide by this rule, and instead of sitting up to drink his milk, he created one huge straw out of many straws so it wouldn’t dribble down his chin. It sounds like that’s more work than sitting up to drink milk (via Reddit).