Kelly Rohrbach
We should have kicked this list off with a drinking game. Take a swig every time he dates a blonde model in her 20s. Have another if she was a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Finish your drink if they went cycling through New York on e-bikes. Rohrbach was like a walking stereotype because she ticked all of these boxes.

Naturally, DiCaprio became bored and dumped her. This didn’t stop him from kissing her in public and flaunting their enthusiasm for each other. He may break up with them as a form of penance because he wants to torture himself. He refuses to allow himself to stay happy with one partner (via ABC).