Vegas is notorious for its around-the-clock gambling, food, extravagant hotels, and nonstop parties. You’ve probably heard several stories about Vegas. Couples that barely know each other elope, people losing tons of money in a casino, or people staying up all night and partying into the early hours of the morning, and probably losing one or two expensive items in the process.
Much of the time, these late-night memories stay lost forever. That is unless you manage to capture it in pictures and don’t lose your phone in the process. For these unlucky souls, what happened in Vegas, unfortunately, did not stay in Vegas. These people provided the entertainment most are hoping to experience when heading to Vegas. Get ready to live vicariously through these people and find out just why what happens in Vegas should absolutely stay in Vegas.
30. One Night Stand Man
From the looks of it, this gentleman wanted to have some fun. He could have taken the typical route and gone out looking for a hookup. But he did so in the most obvious way possible by quite literally dressing as a one-night stand. Let’s give him some credit for his effort, though. Also, it seems that other people have the same idea to dress up as a One Night Stand, leaving people in tears of laughter (via Dailystar.co.uk).
We’ve all been so drunk that we’ve passed out mid-meal – right? This woman looks like she had quite an exciting evening, and finished her night off with half of a drunken meal. She used a pizza box as a pillow too. She also managed to strategically place the plate in front of her, and the other cardboard box next to her, with her hand grasping for food. It’s good to know that these drunk meals extend beyond the college years and follow you to Vegas. This woman in Vegas at least had the privacy of her hotel room to sleep soundly (via NDTV).
This guy took a bubble bath to an entirely new level in Vegas. He topped an absurd amount of suds off with a glass of champagne. He seems to wear the suds as a hat, too, adding to the entire image of bubble man. We also appreciate the television in the back of the room. What’s a bubble bath without a glass of champagne and a movie? This Vegas bubble bath-goer took the top bubble bath of all time, and it would have probably been even better if he used one of the best bubble brands on the market, just to add to the experience (via Cosmopolitan).
This is the type of sign anyone in Vegas wants to see, especially when they’re out partying and gambling. This is a sign that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. Everyone in Vegas is a sinner. It’s an unspoken rule – especially for this man who seems to be grabbing the sign holder’s butt. That’s why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Sin City has a dirty little secret, it’s full of churches (via NBC News). This is great for after a night out when all you want to do is confess your sins.
We’ve all probably heard of the Blue Man Group, the performance art company that paints themselves blue and puts on unique performances involving a variety of different music and interesting acts. It seems that this Vegas goer is one of their groupies. Decked out in the blue, they seem to be having the time of their life. It would be awesome if this Blue Man Groupie could meet the Blue Man Group. Maybe they’re hoping they’ll run into them in Vegas. This is an image that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. The Blue Man Group just celebrated 30 years Off-Broadway, so maybe this person was hoping to celebrate with them (via Playbill).
Now, this is the type of sign you want to see when you’re partying in Vegas. You probably feel immediate relief, knowing you’re forgiven for all of your sins and debauchery. Vegas is known for it, so there are more or less no rules when it comes to leaving your dignity at home when you arrive in Vegas. It makes us wonder what sort of priests they have at this church. It seems that even thieves that return stolen computers in Vegas ask for forgiveness (via Christian Post).
Many of us have played poker before, but have you ever played poker with Bigfoot? This is something you don’t see every day – or ever. It’s the best costume to wear playing poker, considering you’d have a permanent poker face on. This is an image that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. For a hefty fee, you can even go Bigfoot hunting in Las Vegas (via Review Journal) and visit and proven Bigfoot habitats. For the gamblers in this photo, they got to see Bigfoot for free.
This restaurant is known for its purposefully rude staff that hand out embarrassing hats. This couple seems to be pretty content with their hats, especially the woman, who apparently “puts out for alcohol.” This image proves that you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. This isn’t a restaurant you’d want to visit with my parents. Apparently, people go to Dick’s Last Resort for the hats, and if they don’t get hats, they leave disappointedly just like this Trip Advisor reviewer did (via TripAdvisor).
Why not head to a casino after you get married? There’s no better time than right after your wedding to gamble. It seems that this bride couldn’t wait to get on that machine. She seems very excited. This isn’t the only bride who headed to Vegas. There have even been some strange reports of weddings in Vegas, just like the woman who married the color pink in Vegas (via NPR). Who knows, though, the woman in this photo could have married the color blue.
It seems that this gambler isn’t too happy about the outcome of the slot machine. He seems to have lost and is resorting to shaking the machine to take out his anger or try to retrieve what he just lost. He looks innocent in the first picture, and then in the second picture, he looks like a completely different person, full of anger for having lost his money. This is an image that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. On the other hand, some people love gambling so much, they spend their bride’s wedding dress fund just so they can gamble (via NewsHub).
What better time to take a group nap with your buddies the morning after a huge party, than in the middle of a cafe? This group takes napping to an entirely new level. It seems tables aren’t meant only for eating and drinking, they can also be used as pillows. Not only are all of them asleep, but they’re also asleep in the middle of the cafe. It seems they didn’t receive their morning brew fast enough. Hopefully, by the time their coffee and food arrive, they’ll feel well-rested. Luckily, there are sleeping pods available in Vegas, so next time you and your friends feel tired, you won’t have to take a nap at a cafe like these guys did (via ABC13).
We’ve seen people doing planks at the gym, but we’ve never seen them doing it on top of a slot machine. But nonetheless, here’s grandma doing a plank. This is an image that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. I wonder how she managed to get down from that slot machine safely. She’s living proof that age doesn’t matter, and you can be physically fit at any age, anywhere, anytime. She’s not the only fit grandma, there are some grandma’s out there setting records for the longest plank ever (via DailyMail.co.uk).
We’ve all probably watched Star Wars, and we’ve all probably attended a wedding, but have you ever seen both of them together? This Vegas couple took their wedding to an entirely new level and decided to combine the two. They look fantastic in the bride and groom attire. It must have been a very interesting wedding and we wonder what their guests wore. If you want a Star Wars themed wedding, you can take after this couple, since there’s a church in Vegas now offering Star Wars-themed weddings (via 8NewsNow). Now, you don’t need to spend so much time planning the outfits, since you can rely on your Star Wars attire to wow the crowd.
This image of a dad and his baby definitely proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. Why not combine the duties of a father with your desire to gamble? This baby doesn’t seem to mind being held by its father’s forearm. In fact, it looks like it’s sound asleep, having been rocked into dreamland with the sound of the slot machine. One of the best parts about this photo is the large TARZAN sign hanging over the father and the baby, as if he is actually the fictional character Tarzan and is raising his baby in the Vegas jungle. Luckily, there are many other things you can do in Vegas with your kids besides taking them to a casino (via LasVegasKids).
This guy looks like he’s waiting to have a horrendously painful night at the cost of making a buck or two. Ironically, this is a bit inspiring, considering the fact that there are always ways to make money other than working a 9-5 job. The clientele in Vegas is probably perfect for this, considering drunk people at three in the morning will find this task wildly appealing. And if you’re in desperate need of money, especially in Vegas, a couple punches in the nuts here and there won’t do too much damage. Luckily, though, there are many other ways to make money in Vegas, like dog walking, taking online surveys, and being a petsitter (via Review Journal).
It seems that Elvis Presley has suddenly made a comeback and is zooming off through a parking lot in Vegas, decked out in his glitz and glam. Maybe he’s looking for his Blue Suede Shoes. You’re probably wondering who’s hidden underneath that costume and where they’re headed in such a hurry. To be honest, it’s a fantastic outfit for Vegas that seems wildly appropriate. Elvis is still a huge icon in Las Vegas, even to this day (via thetimes.co.uk).
We’ve all seen people getting drawn on after they pass out after a night out, but have you ever seen anyone duct taped to a wall? This guy’s friends definitely went to the next level. It looks like they had to really prepare for this trick as well, by purchasing an absurd amount of duct tape to stick their friend to the wall. We wonder how long it took him to get down. This is definitely an image that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. There are many other funny pranks to play on your drunk friends, duct tape isn’t the only one (via TFLN).
There are times people have been too drunk and tried to get into the wrong room. But, fortunately for them, they probably realized what we were doing before it went any further, and slowly made our way back to our hotel room. For this guy, it seems that not only did he enter the wrong room, but fell asleep in the process. It seems he even tried to use his credit card to enter the room, leaving it in the process. Let’s definitely give him some props for effort, though, if you’re drunk enough, the room key slots definitely look exactly like an ATM slot. This isn’t the only guy to end up on the Internet from his drunk shenanigans, as this couple even struggled to make it down the stairs (via mirror.co.uk).
This tattoo definitely went wrong. Not only does it look like it’s been scribbled on by a three year old but it also uses incorrect grammar. Too bad it’s permanent. We wonder if this person managed to score a tattoo gun and did the tattoo themselves or if they went to a tattoo studio where the artist was as drunk as they were. This isn’t the only cringe-worthy tattoo, as it seems to be a trend among drunk people that have horrendous tattoos, including Sexy Banana, the word “The,” and “sh*t happens.” (via Buzzfeed).
This grandma looks old, but she doesn’t look that old! According to her hat, she went to the prom with Jesus. It seems to be another hat from Dick’s Last Resort. She seems to be loving it and embracing it, though, and doesn’t mind the sly insult on her age or looks. Maybe there’s some truth behind her hat, and she did go to the prom with Jesus. You never know. Apparently, Vegas attracts grandmas, including the world’s hottest grandma (via Knewz).
Not only does this guy have a mohawk, but he also colored it as the Las Vegas sign and the American flag. This must have taken hours to create. The hair stylist is extremely talented, though, considering how detailed the man’s hair is. He seems to love his new hairstyle. Hopefully, he kept it well past his time in Vegas as a unique souvenir to represent his time in Vegas. This is definitely an image that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. This one might even fall onto the list of hair fails, although this Vegas-goer seems to love his hairdo (via Buzzfeed).
We’ve all heard alcohol and therapy do not mix, but, according to this Vegas sign, alcohol and therapy do mix. Technically, alcohol is cheaper than therapy, and this sign definitely wants you to remember that. It’s a shocking sign to be honest! It’s a sign that would be one of the funniest around the world, and might even make it on a list of others, including strange town names, funny subway signs, and “Heavy Pedestrian Traffic,” which might offend some people (via BoredPanda).
Your memories of Garfield may definitely be skewed after seeing this photo. This isn’t the Garfield I imagined I’d ever see when I was younger, but when you head to Vegas, you see things you never even thought possible. Garfield’s face says it all, he has a cheeky, naughty smile as if he knows he’s not supposed to be drinking in Vegas, but is going about it anyway! His companion seems to be having the time of his life, too. This duo must be fun to party with in Vegas. It looks like there are all sorts of costumes in Vegas, that range from Garfield to incredibly sexy (via VegasNews).
Using a urinal in Vegas is definitely a place you’d go for a story or two, especially if it’s this urinal. We are all probably wonder if this is the type of bathroom that would call for group peeing sessions between males. It also makes us wonder if males entering this bathroom stand and stare at the signs for a while before deciding which photo they’d love to stand under. We can only imagine the sort of jokes the guys would be making in this bathroom in Vegas. This is definitely one that would make the list of best bathroom signs around the world (via Dailymail.co.uk).
Just like Garfield, my image of Minnie Mouse is definitely now skewed. We all grew up seeing Minnie Mouse as an innocent character and now she’s passed out on the side of the road in Vegas. I’m sure it’s warm in that costume, which is probably part of the reason they didn’t take the costume off. It’s also a great way to conceal your identity, which is something you might want to do in Vegas, especially since it seems likely you might end up somewhere on the internet nowadays. It seems that the busiest time of the year for costumes in Vegas is during Halloween. This would definitely be an entertaining time to visit Vegas (via KTNV).
Only in Vegas would you wear a large balloon hat shaped as a phallus. He seems to be unperturbed by the fact he’s wearing a large phallus on top of his head with his arm draped around his partner. She also seems not to mind. This is most definitely an image that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. He’s wearing that balloon hat like a trooper, and probably even forgot it was on top of his head by the end of the night. Regardless, this is definitely not a hat that you would want on your head, no matter how profound it is, unlike these awesome hats that you most definitely want on your head (via Buzzfeed).
We know Mario and Luigi from the video games, but now we know them very differently. Apparently, Mario and Luigi had a wild night out in Vegas. Luigi’s head is in Mario’s lap. At least they look comfortable. Hopefully they get enough sleep before they try to save Princess Peach. These costumes might even be a match for some impressive Cosplay costumes (via NintendoLife). Unfortunately, Mario and Luigi in Vegas might be too drunk to attend any Cosplay event.
One of my favorite parts about this taxi’s sign is “all types of lewd sexual acts.” This is an image that proves you’re not going to believe what happened in Vegas. It seems that Vegas isn’t the only place to hear juicy taxi stories, other taxi drivers share stories they’ve heard, like their passenger admitting they married the wrong person, passengers who’ve gambled away all of their savings and didn’t yet tell their wife, or even passengers planning murders (via Buzzfeed).
What better way to get your fix of intimacy than with your best friends, even all four of them? These guys didn’t even make it to their hotel room. Instead, they opted for a spooning session in the middle of their hotel. They made the floor look comfortable, surprisingly. At least they have a wicked view to look at before they fall asleep. It shows that, as long as you’re semi-comfortable, you can fall asleep anywhere. They probably have a very comfortable hotel bed, but apparently, the floor was a better option. But it looks like they’re not the only ones to have fallen asleep in funny places (via LiveAbout).
These travelers look like they experienced Vegas to its fullest. It makes me wonder what sort of stories they have from their experiences in Sin City. This also must have been a fun flight with everyone hungover and probably having trouble keeping their eyes open. At least they’re only sleeping on the floor, as some people manage to fall asleep on the airport baggage reclaim carousel (via mirror.co.uk).