These People Asked To Get Roasted Online & The Results Were Hilarious

22. Salad Fingers

After his girlfriend cheated on him, this man decided to neck half a bottle. Then, he decided that the time was right for the internet to insult him. Unfortunately, netizens aren’t the most sensitive souls and they piled onto his misfortune like crazy.

Saltzja roasted him like a hog at a fair. “If you went down on your girlfriend as hard as you did on the vodka you’d still have her,” the Reddit user wrote. Meanwhile, many other commentators referred to the bizarre size of his fingers.