Multiple Electric Scalp Massager
This ad looks like it was pulled from a sci-fi movie. Not only does it look terrifying but it also looks incredibly unsafe. Apparently, “four-hundred and eighty artificial fingers give the scalp a gentle and beneficial massage.” According to the ad, it removes dandruff and loose hair and stimulates the circulation of blood. Let’s just say that’s not something most people would put on their heads anytime soon (via Old Advertising).