33. Who Wants Rhinestones?
Buying a beautiful gift for your partner should be an exciting time. Unfortunately for this person, their good intentions were more sour than they realize. Sharing the information of the gift they bought with their supposed partner instead of the person they’re cheating with gives their partner all of the ammunition they need to end things.
Moreover, when their partner tries to clue them in on what’s going on, they completely miss the mark and don’t get the joke. At least they finally found out and won’t have to wait around anymore to receive any of this jerk’s gifts in the future.