25. Dad Isn’t Paying Attention
Sneaking off to have some fun is mostly harmless, but when a father is cheating on his own wife, it’s not so harmless anymore. This dad was trying to tell his lover that the wife was gone and the kids were at school, but he ended up sending the message to the wrong person: one of his own children.
Of course, as we’ve seen before, bribery comes into play when the kid wants the dad to buy their silence and even has a witty retort when the dad suggests that they’re supposed to be paying attention in class. Not the best time to get smart with your kid when they can easily tell their mom about your message.