These Messages Show The True Dark Side Of DoorDash

No Contact Deliver

It’s safe to say that this person doesn’t want to make contact with any other human ever. This is one of the most intense lists of demands we’ve read. It’s also possible that they’d never speak this way to a person in real life. But it’s a different story when they write it on an app.

Maybe they’re vampires and they’re afraid to be near people when they’re hungry (via Reddit). But it’s more likely that they’re garbage human beings. There’s a nice way to say things to a DoorDasher but this isn’t it. This is a way to tempt their delivery person to spit in their food.