Yuletide Disaster: These Real-Life Grinches Ruined The Holidays

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That’s Not The Bathroom
When this gentleman named George went to the pub on Christmas Eve, he thought he’d go for just one drink. But one drink turned into several, and by the time he got home, he was completely drunk. He thought he’d had a normal night out until the next morning, when his mom said, “Do you know what you did last night?” He said no. George went on to say, “Apparently during the night, I’d got up while sleepwalking and gone to go to the toilet. But I’d gone into my brother’s room instead, where he was asleep with his girlfriend. So I just go into the corner of the room and start peeing.
My brother’s girlfriend wakes up, she thinks I’m my brother, so she’s like, “Will, what are you doing?”, then she realizes that I’m peeing in the room so she screams. My brother wakes up, and he’s like “What are you doing, get out of my room!” I go back to bed, blissfully unaware of what happened.” Luckily, he had no recollection of the experience (via Vice).