If you have a cat, we are pretty sure you have found yourself asking at one point or another, “What on Earth is he/she doing!?” Turns out that you’re one of the millions of cat owners asking themselves that too. One of the best things about these purr-fect creatures is that they have such unique personalities which, combined with their curiosity and independence, make them nature’s most hilarious animal to watch. In fact, some of them sometimes behave so bizarrely that you may start to question if your cat has malfunctioned or not! So, if you love cats, or if you own at least one, you’re definitely going to recognize your kitten amongst this collection of incredibly strange felines. If you’re not a fan of cats, we are confident this collection of malfunctioning kitties will make you fall in love with them in seconds!
1.Is He About To Speak Italian?
It seems like this cat is a big fan of Italian movies. Although many actors have tried to master an Italian impersonation, this is hands down the best. Someone, please get this talented cat on TV. He will make even Al Pacino feel jealous.
It looks like he has developed an opposable thumb and is asking, “Ma che vuoi?” Which is Italian for, “What the heck do you want?”
A team of 100 cat experts have thoroughly analyzed this photo and concluded that it is a dangerous Belly Rub Trap. The cat makes you think that it wants a belly rub, and just when you touch its soft belly, you’re caught in a furry ball or teeth and claws. Everyone, please beware of this deadly trap before it’s too late.
We also want to point out that it looks like the cat is wearing a bikini. Now that you’ve seen it there’s no way you can unsee it huh?
It seems evident that this group of cats has started a cult that practices the ritual sacrifice of one hooman victim per year. In this case, it must be an old lady. So, there is every reason to be worried.
They seem like praying, “Dear lord of light, we, your humble servants, pray you to make our annoying humans go back to work and stop taking our pictures every 5 minutes. Amen.” Next they’re going to be putting a curse on the dog so watch out!
How on earth are all these people just walking by a cat and not petting it? This is a typical cat behavior – she is giving no mind about anyone else’s convenience but her own. And honestly, no one is complaining.
Maybe she is working at Walmart. If that is the case, she is the cutest employee ever. However, we would not risk asking her for directions – you’ll just ultimately end up in the cat food aisle.
Cats have a simple logic about everything when it comes to sleeping, sitting, or simply waiting to pounce – if it fits, I sits.
It seems like this person got a special delivery in the mail – a beautiful cat that wasn’t forcefully put into the box; she went in there willingly. As you can see, even though the lid is off the cat isn’t going anywhere.
9.He’s Actually Awake, Just Staring At The Ceiling
When not in use, store your pet cat at room temperature in a dry place.
The hooman came back to find that their cat was lying on his back on top of cabinets, just staring at the ceiling. Maybe the cat was contemplating the meaning of life. More likely it was planning the destruction of humanity.
It’s a problem when your cat starts to malfunction at 3 a.m. since you can’t even call a repairman at that hour. This cat is experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.
Maybe this is what happens when you give too much catnip to your furry friend. This photo shows why having a cat in the house can be so rewarding. Just treat them right, and they will reward you with bizarre and hilarious antics that will get posted on the internet!
This photo might have scared those who are afraid of spiders. At first, we also thought it was just another spider sighting, but then we noticed that it is a cat trying to show off its brilliant parkour skills.
The cat is like, “Ma! Look…look…NO HANDS!” Honestly, we are so impressed right now.
This cat is not going through existential crises – It is just a lazy cat who likes to sleep in weird positions, just like every other cat out there.
We won’t say that the hooman is a sick person for taking butt photos of their cat because honestly, no sane person can resist the temptation of taking out their phone and capturing a picture like this.
26.This Cat Is Clearly The Breadwinner Of The Family
The days are gone when cats used to hunt mice and bring them home, sometimes as an offering or gift for you. Now, cats have started hunting a more sophisticated and clever prey: BREAD. Yeah, that’s right!
The cat is a hunter of the elusive yeast beast. Maybe the cat is bringing the bag of bread to demand, “Hooman, make me a sammich!”
This is what happens when you do not make sure to follow the instructions while assembling your cat.
Cats tend to make you think that they need a bigger bed, and just when you buy an expensive bed for them, they start sleeping on a pile of dirty laundry. Don’t fall for it. By the way, if you rotate this photo and flip it, you will get the Nike symbol.
Sure, some humans take extreme steps to get some short-lived attention (which is a pity), but that is not the case with this cat.
This kitten doesn’t care if you’re working to earn money, it essentially runs the house, and right now it just wants to play! The cute furry angel is interested in getting kisses until it becomes irritated.
Unlike humans, cats have a lot of time on their paws. This one had no work to do, so he became a little creative.
This cat needs to start a YouTube channel and upload a video titled “How to catch your tail.” It is a rough estimate that there are over 600 million cats globally, and we bet all of them would watch the video.
This cat sleeps with his eyes wide open and we don’t think it is creepy. If that were a human, it would be an entirely different matter.
Fun fact: cats can sleep with one side of their brain remaining active so that they can see out of one eye while they sleep. It’s a way for them to remain alert of their surroundings for any possible threats and still get a proper amount of sleep. Pretty creepy huh?