Some ideas are better left as ideas. Despite what our moms, friends, or significant others politely say, it doesn’t mean we should bring all of our ideas to life. While the execution might be flawless, the items themselves are hard to look at. From T-rex arms for a chicken to a skull carpet, these cringy items will make you glad someone talked you out of opening an Etsy shop.
1. Tiny Cock-osaur
When you attach tiny T.Rex arms to your chicken, it becomes a little killing machine. Just imagine a chicken wearing these T.Rex arms and running towards you. We could watch that all day, a bunch of chickens with these little death tools.
They say birds are the closest things to living dinosaurs today. People who keep chickens can vouch that they are absolutely the direct descendants of dinosaurs.
How many of you saw this photo and thought, “I want this now?” This is an excellent example of weird taste and fantastic execution.
Here is a fun fact for you. The big-bellied, bald, smiling monk you see statues of isn’t actually Buddha, but a monk called Budai. He is considered an emanation of Maitreya Buddha, a future Buddha separate from Gautama Buddha (the Buddha who was born in 500 BCE).
Where is the lightsaber? We demand the name and location of the person who came up with this idea. We want to buy this disgusting and fascinating baby Yoda toothpaste dispenser. We don’t care how much it costs to have this one.
The lucky kid or adult who receives this will be texting all his friends to come over: “Want to see something really neat?”
Is it just us, or does this iridescent kitchen unit look more like a dollhouse? Do you know those people who are so annoyingly chipper first thing in the morning? Well, this is the kitchen version of those people.
If you have OCD, we have to tell you that the drawer handle will make you angry. We’re sorry for telling you. It was something that had to be mentioned here.
This bathroom with a giant head is located in Shinjuku, Japan. The head is located right in front of the toilet, and it is activated by pressure from the seat. That’s not it. The face also sings a strange drunken tune and then starts to move towards you. It is creepy. Wait, there’s more!
The head then moves close enough to you and kisses your knees. This is something that can give you a panic attack or even a heart attack. Avoid it at any cost, even if you have to hold it for a few hours.
This flower-cat mouth thing is deeply unsettling. It might be a dandi-lion or tiger lily. What was the creator of this thing thinking? Maybe that person suddenly got up and said, “I know what to do! I’ll make a Cat-Flower for myself.”
While the pun of a tiger lily is hilarious, we wouldn’t want this in our home.
You saw the flamingo lamp earlier, so here is a $6,500 life-sized horse lamp. Does the light turn on if you stroke the horse? We would be tempted to get this lamp only if we can safely sit on the horse.
Now please don’t tell us there is a giraffe lamp as well. If that is the case, we might get a blue whale lamp in a few years.
This is a crochet version of Saturn devouring his son. Francisco Goya created it. We hate to say it, but this is pretty good. Just when you thought this collection was getting less disturbing, we came up with this creepy image that might haunt you for many nights.
Whether you hate it or not, you have to admit that these are mad crochet skills. So let’s just appreciate the hard work and move to the next image.
This is absolutely awful! The succulents/plants are really well-done. What we mean is that it’s one of those things that look kind of cool when seen on the internet but would be really terrible in reality.
The moral of the story is that never pick your nose and if you do, then always wash your hands. At least these nails are more functional than huge pointy ones.
This ceramic bowl is creepy as hell. As if creepy doll heads aren’t creepy enough, someone created this torturing ceramic bowl. Imagine this bowl with holes where the eyes are and you pour in some grape juice and all the babies start crying tears of blood.
We can only think of one use of this ceramic bowl. You could send it as a perfect wedding gift to your new sister-in-law or brother-in-law that you secretly hate.