40+ Times People Flawlessly Executed Their Horrible Ideas

Seriously, the word for toilet paper has forever been changed for us. From now on, everyone should call it ‘Butt Napkins.’

Here is a fun fact for you. The big-bellied, bald, smiling monk you see statues of isn’t actually Buddha, but a monk called Budai. He is considered an emanation of Maitreya Buddha, a future Buddha separate from Gautama Buddha (the Buddha who was born in 500 BCE).

We would be thrilled to get this lamp. It is fabulous, and only some people will judge you for loving it.

This is some Skull-full work right there. On the other hand, maybe it also shows that the threat of climate change is real.

While the abstract idea of these stairs is fun in theory, we can only imagine how many times the paramedics will be called to this house.

The lucky kid or adult who receives this will be texting all his friends to come over: “Want to see something really neat?”

We also want to know about the texture of this carpet. Is it rubbery? Soft? Or spongy? We have so many questions. By the way, it is actually an art exhibit called “What Will You Leave Behind.”

If you have OCD, we have to tell you that the drawer handle will make you angry. We’re sorry for telling you. It was something that had to be mentioned here.

If this were handcrafted wood, it would be amazing in a vacation cabin or rustic chalet-style place. However, they would probably only work for one wash, and then the wood would rot.

Honestly, this is deeply unsettling. If you like this work, you should get it and then probably hide it in the basement.

You can say that they don’t call it the “Throne Room” for no reason. Maybe if your poop is a particular type, you will be flushed into Narnia. Who knows, we might be right.

We think that this person needs to join a gang and make everyone call him Big Mac.

This Christmas gloves tree won’t be cool anymore if all the hands come alive and start grabbing people.

They must never want to grow up because they put a lot of money into customizing this car to look like a first-grade classroom.

If you know anyone a little obsessed with straight lines, buy this couch, invite them over and watch them implode.

This is awesomely detailed but extremely disturbing. The green eye, in particular, looks so freaking real.

The head then moves close enough to you and kisses your knees. This is something that can give you a panic attack or even a heart attack. Avoid it at any cost, even if you have to hold it for a few hours.

You have to admit that’s a pretty elaborate Halloween costume. We really hope it is just for Halloween.

You can say that it is an A TREE M. Honestly, it is so much better than the normal ones.

The attention to detail is amazing. At first glance, we also thought it was a real toad. Would you buy this toad cake?

It looks like it’s from the Cow Parade; many celebrities and the wealthy bought the cows for charity.

It would be a good prank chair if it squealed or grunted when someone sat in it.

No wonder why the parent was like, “No doctor, I have no idea why little Johnny has nightmares… I sent him to the kitchen for some warm milk last night, but for some reason, it only got worse.”

We pity the fool who microwaves their tea. And most importantly, we pity the fool who disagrees with us. We’re pretty sure you agree with us.

Maybe it is from the Lord of The Rings Lego set. It might win our hearts if it actually worked with Lego bricks.

Are we the only one who thinks this could be Willy Wonka’s long-lost son?

We have a strong feeling that the only happy buyer of these boots would be Jafar from Aladdin.

One needs to have a sense of humor to appreciate this work. This takes tacky to a whole new level.

We have calmed down a little bit now, and we wonder if the dresser explodes when you pull the handle?

Well, imagine the disappointment of the burglars who manage to break in. As soon as you walk through the front door, you’re in the backyard.

While everyone is looking at her face mask, let’s not ignore her necklace and bracelet. They are weirder than the mask.

By the way, this photo gives you Alice in Wonderland vibes. Or maybe it is a new horror movie in the making.

That’s beyond terrifying. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, rolling over, and seeing that monstrosity. Our advice is to burn it or just destroy the entire house.

While the pun of a tiger lily is hilarious, we wouldn’t want this in our home.

This is probably one of those occasions where you don’t mind someone showing you the middle finger. You cannot get angry at a cat.

So you can say that it is a TOEtally cool bed. We think this bed is missing nail polish.

Now please don’t tell us there is a giraffe lamp as well. If that is the case, we might get a blue whale lamp in a few years.

It looks like someone ran into a wild turkey or a group of birds. We can hope that the feathers are fake.

Whether you hate it or not, you have to admit that these are mad crochet skills. So let’s just appreciate the hard work and move to the next image.

What would have been your reaction if Cinderella was wearing one of these shoes? Actually, this is traditional Greek cuisine!

It looks so silly with the guy in the ad wearing a nice suit like he’s at work, and it’s hilarious for no good reason.

You can say that it is the mask version of the “Ugly Christmas Sweater.” By the way, this woman is Kate Brown, state governor of Oregon.

At first, we thought the poor vintage bag got Coronavirus. This reminds us of the person who took gemstones and beads and turned them into rotting fruit sculptures.

We hope that no one starts thinking about giving this as a Christmas gift to your close friend or family member.

The world never needed to know about this and yet here we are. After all, who wouldn’t want a dirty shoe on their chest that stinks like gym socks.

The moral of the story is that never pick your nose and if you do, then always wash your hands. At least these nails are more functional than huge pointy ones.

We can only think of one use of this ceramic bowl. You could send it as a perfect wedding gift to your new sister-in-law or brother-in-law that you secretly hate.

Honestly, we feel that carpeting in the bathroom or kitchen should be outlawed. It seems like Austin Powers wants his toilet back.