People who take the subway can vouch that it’s a whole different world down there. From animals in bags to people in weird costumes, the people you encounter on the subway are strange, cool, and outright bizarre. If you regularly ride the subway to and from work, there is a good chance that you have also come across people who instantly grabbed your attention. You might want to reconsider walking to work after seeing what happens underground when you venture beneath the city.
1. Trolling Everyone Who Doesn’t Read Arabic
Meanwhile, on the Berlin Metro, this person is trolling everyone with their bag, and they probably got you too. The bag reads, “This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language.”
For our readers who speak Arabic, you must be thinking, “Where can I get this bag right now. Take my money.”
This look on the lady’s face is saying, “Wanna buy a kitty?” This is a photo taken on a Moscow subway, where pets are strictly forbidden.
Cat parents would completely understand the reason why this woman is hiding her fur baby. She is extra careful, and we think it is cute. Yeah, the kitten seems a little scared, but it is very close to mommy.
We feel for this woman as she had to work late. She was too tired to go home and prepare dinner for herself. With very little time to spare, she started preparing dinner on the subway.
It’s impressive how she is chopping onions without any worry in the world. She is not wasting time. You can call her a smart woman or someone who doesn’t know that onions are smelly and make people cry.
Maybe she’s a chef at a midtown eatery? That would make sense because she had to improvise after realizing that she ran out of hairnets. She was smart enough to exploit the law and covered her head with a makeshift lettuce hairnet.
So lettuce ignore the fact that this is not a proper hat or a hairnet. She looks great in it. Let’s just leaf her alone and go to the next picture.
If this guy in the middle didn’t get off on the next stop, we’re pretty sure he went missing. We are worried about why plague doctors are on the train.
Imagine someone wearing this costume during COVID-19 times. Doctors wore these costumes during The Black Death, a bubonic plague pandemic occurring in Afro-Eurasia from 1346 to 1353 that wiped out millions of people.
10. Barak Obama After He Lost His Secret Service Privileges
This man must be the older Obama brother that no one ever talks about because the resemblance is uncanny.
He looks like we all feel right now in 2021. Maybe the NYC subway has a special door that is used for time travel. Who knows, it could be the truth for once because stranger things have happened in New York.
This is just another average day in the NYC subway. After all, where else can you find a guy hanging upside down and everyone else minding their own business, completely ignoring him like they just don’t care.
Our favorite part is the headline that says, “Subway maniac incidents soar.” You cannot make these things up.
This person was practicing social distancing even before COVID-19. It is amazing how ingenious people can be when they look for a solution to a problem. It is an invention we all needed during the pandemic.
How many of you want a personal bubble like this one? She said, “No one can enter my bubble of space now!”
When you’re on your way home from the club with food, it’s as valuable as gold. If you don’t believe us, ask this unlucky woman who thought she’d enjoy pizza at home but fell asleep and let the box slip off her lap.
As true pizza lovers, this photo is heartbreaking. There is so much pain in this photo. We hope she was able to salvage a clean slice.
It seems like this woman firmly believes in “making your own opportunities.” She knew that the subway would be packed during rush hour, and even holding onto a bar wouldn’t be possible. Therefore, she came up with a hack by using a plunger.
While you probably don’t know many people carrying around a plunger, she must have had a toilet emergency waiting for her at home, which is why she had to buy one.
When a full bottle of wine rolled out from under a subway seat, these two complete strangers popped it open and started enjoying it. We’re pretty sure the guy on the right in the photo is tweeting about it.
It is nice that people still know how to share, but why on earth was someone carrying a corkscrew? Did he know something like that would happen?
Most New Yorkers can tell you that they have seen some giant disgusting rats in the city. But here are human-sized ones that have become more advanced. Now they take the subway to eat trash from different parts of the city.
Our question is why they seem so relaxed. Are they going out for some wine and cheese?
Why travel on the subway in discomfort when you can enjoy a nap on a really comfy hammock. After learning from his previous bad experiences on the subway, he decided it was time to stop fighting other commuters for a seat.
What we love about this guy is that he’s not taking a seat, keeping to himself, and looks comfy – everyone wins.
For anyone who doesn’t know what this person is wearing, it’s a ghillie suit – an outfit made to help you blend in with natural surroundings. It is an effective camouflage for those who don’t want to be seen.
But is the subway the right place to be wearing it? At least no one can see the person inside, and the lady doesn’t seem bothered at all.
So someone brought this enclosed mobility scooter on the subway. They are for the disabled, and yes, they are often designed specifically for use with mass transit, as the disabled are often given few accommodations for riding.
This is a smart play here because this man doesn’t have to worry about people brushing against him. Also, he can listen to loud music without any complaints from other commuters.
When there is little time to get ready at home, you have to improvise like this lady. It doesn’t matter if there is no availability of necessary makeup tools to make yourself nice when you can use a plastic knife.
Hey, it may look odd using a plastic knife, but what matters the most is that it gets the job done.