40+ Bizarre People Spotted On The Subway That Will Make You Rethink Taking Public Transportation

Do you watch horror movies and take the subway late at night? If yes, then seeing someone wearing this costume will give anyone a mini heart attack.

The dog is looking at the camera with a face that says, “What you lookin’ at, punk?” You have to admit that this is one way to discourage pickpocketing, right?

It’s impressive how she is chopping onions without any worry in the world. She is not wasting time. You can call her a smart woman or someone who doesn’t know that onions are smelly and make people cry.

So lettuce ignore the fact that this is not a proper hat or a hairnet. She looks great in it. Let’s just leaf her alone and go to the next picture.

Imagine someone wearing this costume during COVID-19 times. Doctors wore these costumes during The Black Death, a bubonic plague pandemic occurring in Afro-Eurasia from 1346 to 1353 that wiped out millions of people.

We love how there’s a hand sticking out of Pikachu’s mouth. Pokemon are part of many people’s childhoods, but this one is terrifying, like something straight out of Attack on Titan.

He looks like we all feel right now in 2021. Maybe the NYC subway has a special door that is used for time travel. Who knows, it could be the truth for once because stranger things have happened in New York.

Game of Thrones fans must be wondering, “Is it a 3-Eyed Raven?” By the way, the Ravens are super smart and can be trained quite well, but you probably haven’t seen them as pets.

Given that it seems he is always prepared, was he a boy scout by any chance?

Our favorite part is the headline that says, “Subway maniac incidents soar.” You cannot make these things up.

How many of you want a personal bubble like this one? She said, “No one can enter my bubble of space now!”

As true pizza lovers, this photo is heartbreaking. There is so much pain in this photo. We hope she was able to salvage a clean slice.

While you probably don’t know many people carrying around a plunger, she must have had a toilet emergency waiting for her at home, which is why she had to buy one.

We’re not judging, but maybe she had to go to the bathroom and was holding it. Or maybe she is a ballerina. We may never know.

It is nice that people still know how to share, but why on earth was someone carrying a corkscrew? Did he know something like that would happen?

Most importantly, they seem like the coolest parents ever. We think they should win a parenting award as well.

For those wondering, the book is real and you can buy it on Amazon. However, most people don’t want to talk to strangers on the subway.

If you’re wondering where the Black Power Ranger is, he must’ve been the one taking this photo.

Whatever cross-species it is, if you are part human, the urge to touch the ceiling remains.

What we love about this guy is that he’s not taking a seat, keeping to himself, and looks comfy – everyone wins.

We think it’s the dreaded Spotted Rhino. Everyone, run for your life or take a photo of the rhino before running.

First of all, how did she put the cat there so easily? Cats don’t like being put into places they don’t want to be. Secondly, how is the cat sitting so calmly?

If you are thinking, how does the hat stay put if he falls asleep? The answer is that the hat is a part of him.

Please tell us he is Napoleon or we will be really disappointed. At least the lady sitting beside him isn’t too shocked or amused by seeing him.

However, we would love to ask this woman about her life story. We can bet this retired angel has so many stories to tell.

We also realize that nobody would try to kidnap a grown man with a mustache. That’s smart thinking, you adorable man!

This is a smart play here because this man doesn’t have to worry about people brushing against him. Also, he can listen to loud music without any complaints from other commuters.

This photo was taken on the Moscow metro; it is a whole movement of people who invite strangers to join them while eating on the subway.

This guy is Tawashi Ojisan (scrubbing brush man) or Corn man as he sometimes drags a cob of corn on a leash. He can be found on the metro in Tokyo.

We love this boy’s facial expression! He’s so excited! Someone raised him the right way.

Seriously though, is there some sort of convention or something going on? Also, is that a snake on the left?

People keep finding loopholes in the law. And if you are wondering, this is yet another use for those sturdy Ikea bags.

The people pushing the panda get paid for this specifically. There are designated officers just to push as many people into the trains as possible due to extreme rush hours in Japan.

This female Silurian makes it clear that one day an actual space alien will come to earth, ride the subway, and no one will notice.

We feel that this is not a costume, and now we have solid proof that no one can deny.